------------------------------------------------------------------------------- september 15 2009 9:33 am things mom used to say: "don't cross your eyes, your face might freeze that way." "wait 'til your father gets home." "when are you going to grow up?" "clean your plate, there are kids starving in China." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- september 15 2009 10:01 am I asked my doctor about spicy food upsetting my stomach. he said there are 4 things that upsets a stomach: alcohol nicotine caffeine I can't recall #4... Maybe Liquid Plumber? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Our ideologies separate us, our dreams and anguishes bring us together." _ Eugene Ionesco ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- september 27 2009 9:06 pm Sit in a chair, both feet flat on the floor. Now scrunch the toes of one foot down under, paying attention to the inside of your instep back near the ankle. I'll bet you will feel a vestige toe (thumb) there, that was present in our ancestors. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "In the end there's nothing in the years of our life that count, it's the life in the years." _Abraham Lincoln ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- october 8 2009 9:39 pm I was recently sitting in my Doctor's office. I picked up a medical journal laying on a table and began to thumb through it. I stopped at an article which told me that women talk more than men because they have shorter vocal chords. Men have a more difficult time getting their longer ones going. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ october 15 2009 10:51 pm I dreamed I was asleep. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
